Estate agents are often accused of blatant dishonesty for the lavish descriptions of properties they are attempting to sell.
But it is not often an estate agent is accused of lewdness for using near-the-knuckle gags to catch the eye of househunters.
Julian Bending who runs Ralph Bending Estate Agents, in Glastonbury, Somerset, decided brutal honesty and a sense of humour was the best policy when advertising a property for sale.
His pursuit of honesty in his business has seen previous properties branded smelly, ugly, sexy, swanky and butch.
Smart and cosmopolitan two bedroom Edwardian end terrace house with lots of character and period charm. If this house were a person she would be dressed in Chanel and not be wearing any knickers. Suit Krug drinker who collects the bottles.
You can read some of Julian Bending's previous descriptions here.
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