A bed and breakfast in Mississippi claims Nowak stopped in for something to eat and, in her rush left the diaper behind.
When Lisa Nowak passed through here on I-10 on her way from Houston to Orlando, maybe in her haste she just accidentally “left behind” some of her DIAPERS because of forgetfulness, ...or maybe not…maybe she was just carrying around too big of a load and didn’t need as many diapers as originally anticipated, so perhaps she just wanted to lighten her load and maybe decided to DUMP them off as she was passing through. Who really knows? …we reckon it all DEPENDS...
Whatever the reason, we usually employ every reasonable effort to try to reunite the rightful owner with any lost or forgotten belongings. In this case, however, we are certain that Lisa Nowak doesn't want to see another diaper ever again and would probably prefer to forget about the entire embarrassing ordeal and so we believe attempting to forward these seemingly abandoned DIAPERS to her now would only cause more agony and create additional painful memories for her and we certainly wouldn’t want to increase her suffering or grief. It was only after the Lisa Nowak news story broke that we realized how extremely rare and valuable our discovery might soon become! Therefore, we decided we had to share our "priceless treasure" with others, and so we are auctioning off a piece of unforgettable news media history.
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