Los Angeles Zoo recruits Feng Shui expert

With cats on Prozac, bunnies in sex therapy and dogs getting massages, the City of Los Angeles has taken the logical next step: hired a feng shui consultant to help to design a $7.4 million (£3.8 million) enclosure for three rare golden monkeys at Los Angeles Zoo.

The enclosure for the monkeys, one male and two females, has been designed to look like a rural Chinese village, with a roof made from large mesh netting draped over posts. Inside are several artificial trees suitable for climbing. There will also be sleeping quarters for the monkeys, and a viewing platform for the public.



The feng shui expert is an architect called Simona Mainini, based in Beverly Hills. She was paid a reported $4,500 for her work, the first feng shui deal for any zoo in America. Ms Mainini, originally from Italy and a senior instructor with the American Feng Shui Institute as well as an author and a lecturer at UCLA, said that she researched the habits of the monkeys by interviewing zoo employees, and did not so much change the design of the enclosure as make small tweaks to achieve “good qi” [pronounced chee].

“It’s very experimental,” Ms Mainini told the Daily Breeze. We don’t have any books on feng shui for monkeys. We have to assume that Darwin is correct and that there is a connection and what is good for humans is good for monkeys.” The golden monkeys will be lent to Los Angeles from China as part of a ten-year deal under which the city’s former mayor agreed to pay $100,000 a year for monkey research.

The species is easily recognisable by the blue faces, matching blue genitals, catlike meowing noises and long hair, which can make them look as though they have wings when they leap from tree to tree.