'Fried crap' flushed away in Beijing clean-up

After an anti-spitting campaign and a toilet modernisation drive, the Olympic clean-up of Beijing is spreading to the city's badly translated English signs and menus, which is likely to mean fewer perplexed visitors but less fun for expatriates.

A crackdown on poor English could mark the end for "pubic toilets", "racist parks" and entreaties for people to "show mercy to the slender grass". Orders to "Beware Safety" and "No Shit" face a similar fate, as does a notorious caution about wet floors: "The slippery are very crafty."

These odd signs are under the spotlight as municipal officials dispatch linguists on to the streets to minimise the risk of confusion to foreigners and domestic embarrassment during the 2008 Games.

Standardising translations will drain some of the colour from the dining experience. In many restaurants, deciphering translated menus offering delights such as "Acid Food" and "Fried Crap" is half the fun. For the uninitiated, Pockmarked Grandma Chen's Tofu is a spicy pork dish, while "Regal Paw Conquering Everything Under Heaven" can inspire poetic musing as well as gastric palpitations.