Thursday, June 21, 2007

Strange case of Piles

A prisoner named Pile was caught with an entire mobile phone charger hidden up his bottom.

Suspicious officers noticed murderer Tony Pile’s discomfort on a search of his cell.

He finally confessed and grimaced cross-eyed as he produced the cable and plug.

Two fist-sized blocks of cannabis and cocaine were also found hidden in the cell on D-wing at Swaleside Prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent.

A Prison Service source said: “We’ve known for some time that prisoners hide phones up there but this is a first.

“Pile had somehow managed to secrete the entire charger where the sun doesn’t shine.”

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