Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Doctors to stretch Nicolas Sarkozy

French President Nicolas Sarkozy is to have pioneering stretch surgery in a bid to make him taller.

The 5ft 5ins leader has contacted a leading Swiss laboratory because he has become so paranoid about his frame.



Doctors reckon they will be able to add an amazing five inches to his height in just over a year.



When surgery is completed he will be an inch taller than his ex-model wife Carla Bruni.

The method, Stature Augmentation Treatment, was developed on guinea pigs by Israeli academic Professor Ura Schmuck.

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