Faeces collecting pantless woman charged with indecent exposure

Police arrested a Portsmouth, Virginia, New Hampshire woman on a charge of indecent exposure alleging she was collecting dog faeces while naked from the waist down.

Susan Bell, 42, of 76 Manor Drive, was arrested on Thursday after turning herself in on a warrant for the misdemeanor charge, said Police Sgt. Darrin Sargent.



The charge alleges that on Feb. 28 at 6:20 a.m., Bell was pantless while picking up dog faeces in a Manor Drive courtyard.

The charge is based on a neighbour complaint and the month lapse between the alleged incident and Bell’s arrest was due to an investigation into the allegation, said Sargent.

Update: Many thanks to Vanessa for pointing out my ineptness at US geography!