Well the doctor says I'm not dying

Which is good news, I suppose.

As predicted by Tsitsi in the comments to the post below, the lump is just part of the aftermath of my dental issue and will go away with time.

Thanks for all your comments. I couldn't consider getting a Mac, mind. Apart from having to learn how to use it, not to mention the price, I have a fair amount of software only suitable for a PC.

Obviously I can't name names, (software or otherwise), but it came into my possession via an Irish Australian drug enforcement officer who works undercover in South East Asia. *taps nose*

I've just pre-posted tomorrow's links. My laptop decided to function for a while. It's a bit like using dial-up, only worse.

I'm not sure how posting will be over the weekend - it depends on the laptop.

Come Monday/Tuesday, I suspect my credit card will be in use ...