Saturday, May 08, 2010

Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in road crossing incident

A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police on Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.

Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.

Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.

Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.

Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.

2 comments:

Foreigner1 said...

He has the name but he can't play the game...?

Isn't such a name considered blasphemy within Chistendom....? Who were the morons who gave him that name? He himself or even worse- his parents...?

L said...

What do his friends call him?  Lord?