Thursday, May 13, 2010

Truck full of sex toys and lingerie stolen

Plymouth Township police are trying to find out who stole a Lover's Lane delivery truck. The truck was loaded with over a quarter of a million dollars worth of merchandise.

Marketing Specialist Eric Gorde said the truck was full of its spring line of merchandise such as "lingerie, dancewear, club wear, toys, lube and all kinds of romantic stuff." The truck was recovered on Monday, but all the product is still missing.



"We had 20 stores we were going to deliver to, so this truck was packed," said Gorde. "By the time we got our driver out here Monday morning, it was all gone, the truck included." Gorde snickered and said customers are calling the theft a "panty raid."

But all joking aside, Lover's Lane is offering a reward for any information leading to an arrest of those involved. Police said they believe the stolen merchandise may end up on eBay or the black market.

6 comments:

Zav said...

I want my truck back.

jonfen said...

its the work of a fetishist

Anona J Moose said...

If it were me, I would have stolen the truck, then returned it a day or 2 later, with all the merchandise accounted for.
I would have also left a note saying "One of these items has been used. Can you find it?"

Foreigner1 said...

:-D :-P :-D !!!

MIKE FROM EXETER IN THE UK said...

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL MY BIRTHDAYS AND CHRISTMAS ROLLED INTO ONE,
I WOULD SOON BE WEARING THE BRA AND KNICKERS
AND STOCKINGS

Michelle P said...

That person/persons need/s some His and Her Self Love Tools for their loving. ;)