Saturday, August 07, 2010

Sea life centre boob over topless mermaid

A sea life centre was forced to cover up a topless mermaid today – after young lads were caught ‘ogling’ her ample treasure chest.

Marine staff at Chessington World Of Adventures, Greater London, took action following reports of visitors getting steamed-up by stone statue Sally in their underwater tunnel.



A diver was sent into the tank to fit Sally with a bikini to protect her modesty and the leering male attention.

Chessington’s zoo experience manager Justine Locker said: ”It’s a bit of a boob on our part, really.



”We hadn’t noticed quite how buxom Sally was until we clocked young boys, and not so young boys, spending a lot of time ogling her in the walk-through ocean tunnel.

”Since none of us can avoid what is starring us straight in the face. It’s time for a cover-up. After all, it’s summer, the perfect time to be sporting a designer bikini.”

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