Saturday, October 09, 2010

Jeremy Kyle incident leads to calls for razor sharp envelopes

After a thrown envelope which struck Jeremy Kyle on the head was shown to have caused no lasting damage, there have been calls for envelopes everywhere to be made from razor sharp metal sheets.

A ‘guest’ on the show threw the envelope at Kyle after a DNA test proved he was the father of a child with some delicate young lady he’d been hanging out with.



Television viewer Donald Williams said, “We simply can’t run the risk of this type of brilliant incident happening again, and of Jeremy Kyle being left completely injury free.

“Had we known that someone was going to throw an envelope at him at that very moment, I’m sure we could have spent a few years ensuring every envelope in the country was made of the same stuff from which they make samurai swords.”

Full story here.

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