Drunk farmer took lonely goat on date

Astonished police who stopped a car for drink driving found a horny goat in the passenger seat being taken on a date by his farmer owner.

The 54-year-old driver - who was three times over the drink drive limit - claimed his goat had been 'lonely' and he'd been to a friend's farm in Kretzyn, Poland, to meet a female goat.



'They had had a few vodkas to break the ice and then some more to celebrate and by the the time he left with his now not so lonely goat he was very drunk,' said one officer.

'He was very sorry but he was a danger to other drivers. He's lost his licence and he may well go to prison for a while,' he added.