Man with penchant for photographing testicles upset by codpiece comment

During a recent chat about one man's reported penchant for photographing testicles a third party inserted a comment about codpieces. The man with the alleged affinity for taking testicle pics apparently felt the man making the codpiece comment was poking fun. The codpiece commenter said the testicle photographer punched him in the face in a Jensen Beach, Florida, parking lot.


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The account was given less than a week ago to a Martin County Sheriff's deputy by the codpiece commenter, who said a man with a liking for testicle photography hit him in the parking lot of Barnes & Noble in Jensen Beach, according to a recently released sheriff's report. The codpiece commenter said he was about to open the door of his vehicle when the apparent testicle photographer punched him in the face.

The codpiece commenter said he told the man to leave him alone when the man again tried to hit him. "(The testicle photographer) told (the codpiece commenter) that he felt he had been made fun of when (the codpiece commenter) interjected with a comment concerning codpiece' while overhearing a conversation between (the testicle photographer) and another male concerning (the testicle photographer's) penchant for taking pictures of testicles," the report states.

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"Since (the codpiece commenter) has not seen the testicular pictures it is not known the species or age of the testicles in (the testicle photographer's) pictures," the report states. A witness said the testicle photographer drove off, and the report does not indicate an arrest was made. The codpiece commenter has enountered the testicle photographer in the past at Barnes & Noble and Panera Bread with "no past adverse consequences." Two witnesses indicated they saw the testicle photographer hit the codpiece commenter.