It's up to Governor Rick Scott to sign off the two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House on Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality. The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.
Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse. The bill would make such acts a first-degree misdemeanor.
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Also passed by the House and Senate Wednesday is the so-called "droopy drawers bill" (SB 228), will will force students to hike up their pants while at school. Students caught showing their underwear or butt crack could face suspensions and other punishments.
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A law to micromanage the dresscode in schools? Unbelievable.
I'd rather it micromanaged the dress code of the public. If the French can manage to ban burqas please let's ban people waving their kecks around in the breeze. In my school girls' skirts were measured to ensure they came to a minimum of 4" below the knee.
We had no dresscode at my school. Not once were we told what we could and could not wear. I wonder if that's why there never was any trouble on that front.
Policing hemlines and waistlines probably just incites rebellion.
Why do they need a separate law against bestiality? Don't animal welfare laws cover that sort of thing?
Better close the loophole. It can be argued bestiality doesn't necessarily cause suffering or harm to the animal.
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