The incident happened with a 50-year-old Rasheedan Bibi, a resident of Chora Saggar, a suburban area when an ultrasound test detected a gigantic snake in her body.
Reportedly, a very small snake entered her body when she drank water from a pitcher in her house. After two months, she felt progressive increase in belly size but she supposed it to be pregnancy. After 7 months, her entire body has swollen to its maximum and suffered from severe illness.
She was taken to hospital where they were shocked when ultrasound test reported a coiled massive snake in her abdomen. Rasheedan Bibi is taking 14 breads three times a day. She belonged to a poor family and appealed to Punjab CM to help her undergo surgery.
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Snake?! I'm sure it's a chestburster. Someone call Ripley quick!
Uhhh... This sounds like sensationalist stuff straight of the batshit-crazy tabloids. A snake wouldn't survive stomach acid. At all. Those scales are nice and shiny, but they dissolve just like the rest of the stuff we eat.
There's also the matter of the snake eating enough to grow HUGE in the matter of two months; snakes grow slowly, and they have to shed skin every two weeks or so... and shedding involves a helluva lot of moving about violently.
Then there is the nonsense of drinking 'a very small snake'. Ever see a Neonate snake? They're small but you'd sure as hell notice one in your cup.
There's more disproving I could offer, but I think I've made my point... Now I'm off for brunch with the Batboy's gay Italian lover.
Scales are made of the same stuff as hair, and at least hair digests poorly. But I agree, no snake would survive long in the human stomach, and certainly not on a diet of bread.
Perhaps the ultrasound showed y'know her digestive tract and she promptly went batshit crazy.
Hey, Rat King...I am NOT gay
Maybe it's a tapeworm.
Heh Arbroath...why do you report things like this as fact: "A 50-year-old Pakistani woman with a gigantic snake in her body has called upon the authorities to help her undergo surgery.
The incident happened with a 50-year-old Rasheedan Bibi, a resident of Chora Saggar, a suburban area when an ultrasound test detected a gigantic snake in her body. " AND the headline: "Gigantic snake detected in woman’s abdomen "
Get a clue, be real.
Bill USA
Bill USA,
The story comes from The Nation, which describes itself as 'the most credible of English Newspapers in Pakistan'.
Surely they wouldn't print something that wasn't true?
Also, if you think I posted this as a FACT, you're missing the point about this page.
A daily mish-mash of stuff, fluff and nonsense.
What are you saying, that there isn't actually a snake inside her? Even though you wrote about it? That is preposterous! I've been trusting you to tell us the truth, and now you're telling us the news on this humour site aren't 100% reliable fact?!
Wait! If this site has been lies and trickery the whole time, does that mean Jesus and Mary DON'T regularly appear in every day objects around the world?
Noo!! I can't handle this! *nervous breakdown*
Hahaha Insolitus!
I apologise unreservedly. :)
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