Monday, July 18, 2011

Policeman's wife gave birth to seven-headed serpent

A police officer’s wife has claimed to have given birth to a seven-headed snake in Swaziland. Patience Tsabedze (27), a self-confessed former devil worshipper says she ‘gave birth’ to the large serpent after experiencing labour pains, yet she was not pregnant, on the evening of Thursday, July 7, 2011. According to her, the labour pains were so severe that she decided to go to toilet and ‘push out’ whatever was troubling her.

She says the seven-headed snake then came out and upon seeing it at the base of the toilet, she screamed for help. Her husband, Constable Mfanzile Malaza, rushed to the toilet to see what was happening and indeed saw the snake. "He tried to kill it using a log but as he fought it, it hid inside the water and it was flushed away," she said during an interview at the government flat she shares with her husband.



The husband, when called at his workplace, also confirmed the incident and said he was shocked. "It was my first time seeing such a snake, a seven-headed one with glittering eyes. I tried to kill it but it hid inside the toilet so we decided to flush it," he said. Meanwhile, Tsabedze says life has become extremely difficult for her since she decided to stop worshipping the devil. She claims that every week, strange things happen to her.

In an almost weekly basis, she vomits litres and litres of blood, which is accompanied by live worms, fish (hake) and spiders. "Just a few days ago, I vomited live worms which I flushed in the toilet," she said. Tsabedze says she is now born again and wants out of devil-worshipping but it is difficult. She says she is being attacked by demons almost every night because they (demons) do not want her to leave the ‘underworld’.

6 comments:

Miss Cellania said...

I hear tape worms are hell.

arbroath said...

Heh heh!

I had a tape worm when I was a kid.

Terrible trouble it caused me.

The day it 'removed itself' was a horribly traumatic experience.

By all accounts it was over 20 feet long.

I felt a lot better without it, mind.

Fester said...

The only thing that makes me doubt their sincerity is that fact they keep flushing the evidence.

Shakra said...

I think the only thing she's dropping is LSD.

WifeMotherMe said...

Clue one that she is lying. 1. she told someone. If something like that happen for real you would be sure as hell to never tell a soul! Quick trip to the loony bin with some strong meds should cure the spiders and snakes but like my cat that had worms she might need to a shot.

Silver_PON said...

You need rest.