Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger

A tiny porn star who hit the big time as a Gordon Ramsay lookalike has been found dead in a badger's sett. With the world at his feet and producers beating a path to his door, it’s all over for pint-sized Percy Foster, 35.



His corpse was found deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales. And expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow.

Sources close to the investigation said Percy was clothed but parts of his corpse had been “ partially gnawed” by animals. It is not yet clear how Percy died, though suicide has not been ruled out.



Movie producer Dexter Yamunkeh said: “ Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/ 7, like everyone in this goddamned business.”