A daily mish-mash of stuff, fluff and nonsense
Bird nest area. Don't walk.
I'd say the same as LeadPipe, but alternatively: Don't throw away your toupe and fake moustache.
Don't wallk on the water, or the big bird will get you.
Don't jump in a fire when you see a gull coming?
Don't chase birds over tundra or a giant red laser will shoot your leg off.
Watch for jagged rocks? Or some sort of cacti?
KEEP OUT of volcano/fire pit...?
Danger, Foot eating tribbles and low flying birds!Alternatively: Warning, your tax dollars bought this three layer, incomprehensible, custom sign that appears to have been made by a machine shop out of metal, instead of at a sign shop out of layered plastic or paint. And it was designed by someone that thinks a bird's nest looks like a raging fire. This is a $500 sign to tell people not to step on eggs. Feel good about paying taxes?
When chasing albatrosses, please take care not to tread on the Sydney Opera House.
No levitating on the grass.
"It's too pretty for you over here. Stay back."
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