Monday, January 23, 2012

Strip club launches 'Alibi' aftershave to recreate scent of the office

A range of perfumes and colognes launched by a strip club aims to recreate the scents of commonly-used excuses given by men who are trying to explain to their other halves where they have been all evening.

The Alibi range can mask the smell of a heavy night with aromas linked to more wholesome activities.

For example, My Car Broke Down is said to recreate the scent of fuel, burnt rubber, grease and steel, while I Was Working Late packs the odour of coffee, wool suits, cigarettes and ink. The three fragrances, which cost £24 a bottle, were launched by South African lap dancing club Mavericks, which said it never expected the idea to take off.

But it has been inundated with orders from countries in the Far East and Europe – including Britain. ‘Men seem desperate to get their hands on this stuff,’ said the Cape Town club’s boss Shane Harrison.


Anonymous said...

Not to be a bitch, but if men (or women) want to fuck around with other people maybe they shouldn't get married in the first place. I've never understood why they tie themselves down then spend decades whining, cheating, and lying.

Insolitus said...

There's also the third option of being happily married and fucking around without any cheating.

Anonymous said...

It seems that infidelity is almost encouraged these days.