Residents shocked to find street strewn with porn DVDs

Shocked residents from the quiet suburban town of Maidenhead received a rather rude awakening after opening their doors to find the street littered with hundreds of porn films on DVDs. Graham Mann explained how he found over 100 'filthy' DVDs after a shocked neighbour knocked on his door to tell him they had been left outside his house. Batches of the two 'dubious' films - entitled Big Knockers and Mucky's Dipstic - were found scattered along the posh residential area in Pinkneys Road, Maidenhead, located next to a nearby school.



The 58-year-old said the respectable area's elderly residents would be 'appalled' by the DVDs' graphic contents. He added: 'My neighbour came over and told me a large number of dubious DVDs called Big Knockers had been left outside my house. They were all rated 18, so it was clear they were not going to contain photographs of door furniture. We scooped them all up and handed them over to the police but I think some passers-by had already taken a copy for their private collection.'

Mr Mann said he hadn't seen any of them, but added that his wife had verified the explicit nature of the discs. 'My wife put one of the discs into our DVD player and informed me it is a film about three women with rather large breasts,' he said. 'The other DVD, called Mucky's Dipstick, had a chap with his trousers down who was clearly ready to get it on with a young woman. Sue didn't get past the title screen on either disc and I haven't seen any of them,' he added.



Thames Valley Police spokesman Chris Kearney admitted they will 'probably' be destroyed, saying: 'They are not the sort of discs we want lying around on the street. We collected them from the road where they were dumped but nobody has come forward to claim them so they will probably be destroyed. There is no suggestion at this time that they were stolen or that any crime has been committed.'