Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Vajazzle spelling blunder leaves woman with wrong man's name on bikini line

Blundering beauty salon staff left a customer less than dazzled with her vajazzle by writing the wrong man's name in crystals across her groin. Toni Allport of Walsall decided to take the plunge and have the sequined, spangled treatment.



She wanted to mark her 40th birthday by having her husband’s name, ‘Lee’, written in Swarovski crystals along the bikini line. But looking down after the 40-minute session at Meridian salon she discovered the name ‘Len’ picked out in gems on her stomach.

“I don’t know who the hell Len is,” she said, “but thankfully my husband saw the funny side. I’m confident it won’t spoil the romantic break we’ve booked for my birthday. I’ve told Lee not to look at it.



“It’s not like a tattoo – I won’t have to get Lee to change his name by deed poll. They can put it right.” And the fashion faux pas won’t stop Toni visiting Meridian again. “They’ve been superb,” she said. “They couldn’t be more apologetic and have thrown in a few freebies. They’re the best at what they do.”

4 comments:

Gareth said...

Mutton? The bizarre thing is she looks way older than 40. Could be the first case of lamb dressed as mutton.

Anonymous said...

40??? .... oh, come on luv, you're more like 60!

Anonymous said...

And a tat on her ring finger, too. Oh, she's all CLASS, she is... In the States, she'd be living in a trailer park behind Wal-Mart.

Barbwire said...

If they did her lips, I don't think they've been superb.