Thursday, May 31, 2012

Woman faints at Passport Office after telepathic sex attack by elderly man

A Zimbabwean woman fainted waiting for her passport after a daring man using mubobobo magic pounced on her with his unusual sexual antics.

The accused man was in the same queue with the victim at Masvingo Registrar General’s Office, applying for passports. Several women complained of feeling dizzy as the man unleashed the mubobobo on unsuspecting victims. The man who is thought to be in his late 60s stood behind women and word is that he usually comes to the offices when there are many people.



Old as he appeared, he stands outside the offices as if he wants to obtain a passport but many people have since found out that he would be having a different agenda of executing his 'African Technology' mission. The man would apparently, after satisfying his sexual ego through mysterious ways popularly known as mubobobo, which is akin to witchcraft, move away from the queue.

Last month, the man is said to have seduced one woman twice before she fainted and was taken to the guardroom where upon recovery, she confirmed that she felt as if she had been having sex with a man. "Ndange ndichinzwa sendiri kukwirwa ndobva ndapunzika, uye handisati ndambopunzika ( someoneI felt as if I was having sex with, and I have never experienced this before)," she confirmed this to her female rescuer who later told all and sundry about the remote control man.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Zimbabwe: It's like Florida, with less Yankees.

Anonymous said...

I need to talk to this man and learn how to do this.