Friday, June 22, 2012

Woman hallucinating on skunk climbs electricity pylon thinking it was a bridge

This is the terrifying moment a young woman high on drugs tried to climb an electricity pylon after hallucinating that it was a bridge. The 21-year-old had spent four hours smoking super-strength skunk cannabis before attempting to scale the 40ft pylon.



Horrified locals raised the alarm after spotting the woman, from Zlin, Czech Republic, apparently trying to cross a river. The blonde woman was seen clinging to the cables of the electrical column wearing only a tiny pair of denim hotpants and a t-shirt.

Police spokesman Jan Macalikova said: "It was a nightmare because she was very much under the influence of drugs and wasn't making much sense. "She was convinced, though, that the pylon was a bridge across the Morava river."



Drugs counsellors and police eventually persuaded her to come down after two hours on the pylon. Ms Macalikova added: "She received treatment at hospital for her drugs consumption but was otherwise unhurt. She's lucky she didn't get a new high - high voltage.”

7 comments:

Dunex said...

Yeah..we are not talking cannabis here which any sane person with a sober mind should know, it's a pure fabrication and it seems it originate from www.mirror.co.uk
(Huge suprise right there)
The lazy hack did not even get the spokemans name right ffs.

Dunex said...

DOH!
Forgot to link to the source, apologies.
http://www.policie.cz/clanek/vyjednavac-nejhorsi-vyjednavani-v-zivote.aspx

Ratz said...

I don't even see how (short of crawling across a beam and down the insulators) how she managed to get onto a cable without becoming a flaming corpse.

Anonymous said...

You have to bridge different potentials. The cables are insulated from the tower. You'd need eight-foot long arms to bridge from a cable to the tower. If she had grabbed onto two cables simultaneously, she'd probably be a charcoal briquette right now.

Patrick said...

This sounds like zombie bath salts or massive LSD / shrooms, but certainly not weed. Whoever came up with smoking 4 hours long (at which point you would be so messed up you couldn't move) would make you hallucinate high voltage wires are a bridge is on dope.

magpie said...

I gotta get me a better class o' weed.

Anonymous said...

For those of us who don't speak Czech here is google's approximation of a translation.

No names mentioned that I can see, and no direct mention of type of drugs.

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=cs&u=http://www.policie.cz/clanek/vyjednavac-nejhorsi-vyjednavani-v-zivote.aspx&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://www.policie.cz/clanek/vyjednavac-nejhorsi-vyjednavani-v-zivote.aspx%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D894%26prmd%3Dimvns&sa=X&ei=vvjtT4m2IeHi0QHokqG_DQ&ved=0CFQQ7gEwAA