Thursday, December 20, 2012

Man finds lucky Jesus on breakfast tortilla

A San Antonio man says he found Jesus on his breakfast tortilla. Twenty-six-year-old Rene Cantu thinks the burn marks resemble the son of God.

"I've been having a lot of bad stuff happen to me," said Cantu. "Ever since this happened it's been good luck to me. Every time I take it to the store I get a Lotto and I win!"



He said it also reminds him of his blessed life. "A little Savior watching over me," said Cantu as he glanced at his tortilla wrapped in a fur blanket. Cantu keeps it well preserved in a box, and even poured transparent glue over it to seal it.

"It brings me a lot of faith and hope and maybe I can bring people faith and hope, too," he said.

With short news video.

6 comments:

J McK said...

Ironically, it looks more like Charles Darwin.

BoS said...

It looks like a turd.

Ratz said...

That's a fairly crumby savior. All hail bready jesus.

Gareth said...

Looks more like Santa Claus to me...

Candy said...

Looks like Bigfoot.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Abe Lincoln on a mis-struck US one cent coin to me.
Superstitious religious people are naive.