On Monday morning, a Michigan police officer reported to a park in response to a 911 call about “a subject in a silver car sucking on a dildo.”
Upon investigation, Sergeant Steve Allen with the Trenton Police Department located a Ford Fusion being driven by a 67-year-old man whose name has been redacted from an incident report.
Peering into the vehicle, Allen “saw a flesh coloured dildo lying on the passenger seat.” During questioning, the man admitted that he was “sucking on a dildo.” He added, “I’m sorry.” The pensioner “admitted to having a problem with sex toys,” added Allen.
The dildo aficionado was arrested for disorderly conduct in a public park and booked into the Trenton jail on the misdemeanor charge. He has 10 days left to appear for arraignment in District Court. The dildo was confiscated and tagged as evidence.