Thursday, April 18, 2013

Wheelchair-bound pants-less shoplifter with cherry tomatoes covering his crotch caught with most of a still-frozen sausage sandwich

A shoplifter in a wheelchair was arrested at a Capitol Hill QFC last Friday with only a pile of cherry tomatoes covering his crotch, according to a Seattle Police Department report.

Officers were called to the store shortly after 6:20am after reports of a man causing a disturbance inside. They found the suspect in the produce aisle, where he was sitting in his wheelchair eating from a container of cherry tomatoes.



According to the report, the cherry tomatoes were strewn about the floor, which is where the man's pants were also located. The only thing covering the man's crotch were spilled tomatoes.

The man was arrested and transported to King County Jail for investigation of burglary. The only thing found on him during a search was most of a still-frozen Jimmy Dean sausage sandwich.

1 comment:

Barbwire said...

A fitting pictorial commentary indeed.