Saturday, July 20, 2013

Malicious faecal distribution claimed by homeowner about serial pooing female jogger

An Albuquerque man wants to identify a woman he has caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home while she was on a morning jog.



At first the man from Nob Hill , who did not want to be identified, thought the person in question may have been homeless, and that it was a one-time occurrence. But he said it's happened at least four times, the most recent being this past weekend.

The first time was on Easter Sunday. The woman jogged near his home, made a turn, heading toward an alley nearby and did her business, the man said. "This is malicious faecal distribution," he said.


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The man said the woman always strikes on weekend mornings, and he hopes she stops. "If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said, adding that he has not called police, fearing they won't take the complaint seriously.

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