Friday, December 13, 2013

Alleged thief twerked for an hour before break-in

CCTV cameras captured a woman twerking outside a house in Clinton Hills, Brooklyn  for an hour before she and a male accomplice allegedly broke in.

The burglar's victim, Lindsay Riddle, says she discovered she'd been robbed last Wednesday when she returned home and found that someone had torn open packages belonging to her and her boyfriend, then made off with their contents. "Before the break-in ... the woman proceeded to straight-up twerk outside of our building. For an entire hour," Riddle said.

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"Rest breaks were had, but she got right back up and dropped it like it was hot, often times on the lap of the man." Riddle said the twerking woman kept watch and held the elevator door open while her partner in crime committed the theft. "A couple of my neighbours walked into the building and she'd stop momentarily and then start up hardcore as soon as their backs were to her," Riddle said.

Despite being the victim of the crime, Riddle credited the twerker's crime strategy. "Her endurance was rather impressive. I'm not exaggerating when I say she did this for an hour," she said. "Beware Brooklyn, there's a twerking thief on the loose!" Riddle warned. The hip-thrusting, bottom-shaking bandit remains at large.

1 comment:

BoS said...

"Twerking" is vile. If you want to look like a dog on heat, ladies, go ahead. If you want to preserve a modicum of decency and self-respect, perhaps not.

No matter what Miley Cyrus says, it is NOT an expression of female empowerment. And if she's a "feminist", I'm a monkey's uncle.