Sex in back of school bus incident led to 13-year-old being elbowed in the testicles

A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus allegedly struck another pupil in the testicles after the younger onlooker “began to laugh and chuckle” when she “expelled wind” during the lewd performance, according to police.



The incident occurred last Friday at around 3pm as the school bus travelled in an Armstrong County township about 50 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, according to a Pennsylvania State Police report. The female student, who recently turned 18, was cited for harassment by Trooper Brad Jordan, whose initial report used less than 60 words to provide a memorable description of the encounter between the young woman and the 13-year-old victim.

“Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus,” wrote Jordan, adding, “The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus.” Following the audible wind expulsion, the boy “began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions,” reported Jordan. That is when she allegedly “approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles. Accused was cited for harassment.” Jordan’s report does not identify the young woman’s sex partner.



The graphic nature of Jordan’s account was met with consternation by embarrassed State Police top brass, who directed that an updated report be circulated. The second dispatch asked recipients to “please disregard” the prior report. Trooper Jordan said that while the incident was described accurately in his initial report, the recounting of the wind release was, on reflection, too explicit in terms of “terminology and language.”