Monday, January 13, 2014

‘Swiss cheese pervert’ reportedly harassing women in Philadelphia

A man dubbed the "Swiss cheese pervert" has reportedly been exposing himself to women in Philadelphia.

According to the Mayfair Town Watch, the suspect, a heavyset white man estimated to be in his late 40s or early 50s, approaches women while driving a silver or black sedan with his genitals exposed. He then displays a piece of sliced Swiss cheese and offers to pay the women to put the cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him using it.



"I understand that people may think this is funny, but this is no laughing matter," said Milt Martelack, the town watch's senior adviser. "We've had a couple individuals reach out to us. We're taking this matter very seriously, and we're working vigorously with police to get this guy off the streets."

A police source confirmed that the Special Victims Unit is investigating the man after several women from the Mayfair area filed reports describing similar encounters with a man displaying what the source called a "major sexual cheese fetish."

4 comments:

fred said...

I think I recognize him: http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/geico.jpg

arbroath said...

Heh heh! :)

Anonymous said...

Sort of looks like Rob Ford...

Jef Norton said...

Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.
Those stars weren't so big. They were really so small.
You might think such a thing wouldn't matter at all. ...