Man having a bad day arrested after dancing on car roof while shaking his genitals

A 24-year-old Florida man was arrested after he climbed through a car sunroof and performed a sexually charged dance in front of others on the road. Witnesses who saw the man’s genitals included a 10-year-old and a Sarasota County sheriff’s deputy, who ultimately took the man into custody. Jacob Timmer, who was “heavily intoxicated,” said he was having a bad day, according to the probable cause affidavit. “I know, I screw up,” Timmer told the deputy.

Timmer was charged with a felony sex offence against a child by fondling and cited for violating the seat belt law, according to Sarasota County Clerk of the Circuit Court’s website. The incident occurredon  June 5. A sheriff’s deputy was parked on the side of the road when a silver Infiniti sped past at about 20 miles over the posted limit. The deputy, travelling in the left lane, caught up and was two cars behind the Infiniti, which was in the centre lane.



“As I was running the tag of the vehicle, which was also expired, the passenger exited the sun roof and sat on the roof of the car,” the deputy wrote in the document. “The passenger began dancing, while sitting on the roof. I witnessed the passenger take his right hand, and expose his genitals to the vehicle next to him. The passenger then began to dance with his genitals exposed, still on the roof of the vehicle. The passenger shook his genitals, while dancing, and appeared to be presenting himself in a sexual manner.”

Those who observed Timmer’s moves included a grandmother and a 10-year-old sitting in a vehicle with untinted windows in the back seat, according to the report. “It was easy to tell there was a child in the back seat,” the affidavit added. Timmer was arrested and taken to jail where “he continued to be belligerent.” Sheriff’s spokeswoman Wendy Rose said Timmer’s blood-alcohol level was not measured because he was a passenger, not a driver. The report added that Timmer is currently on probation for a driving under the influence charge.