Friday, July 04, 2014

Drunk man at wrong home accused of mooning homeowner and licking door

A Jacksonville man is facing multiple charges after he allegedly licked a door and mooned a homeowner during an apparent mix-up.

Scott McClean Zacher, 43, showed up "highly impaired" at what he thought was a friend's home in Treasure Island, Florida, on June 22, according to a report from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.

But it turns out, Zachner didn't know the homeowner. The home owner asked Zacher to leave multiple times, but he allegedly "exposed his buttocks and licked the door."

Zachner was arrested just after midnight on June 23 and charged with trespassing in an occupied structure and disorderly intoxication. Zacher is listed as Administration, Head of Middle School and an 8th grade history teacher on the St. Johns Country Day School website.


Anonymous said...

Heh. Your blog should be called "almost everything to do with Florida"

Barbwire said...

Is there any place in the UK with such a concentration of nut cases as there is in Florida?

arbroath said...

I apologise for the prevalence of Florida-related posts, but in many ways it's the gift that keeps on giving.

I'm not sure there's anywhere in the world with the same density of 'eccentric' residents as Florida, Barbwire.

Anonymous said...

Don't! Don't apologize. I only meant it as a joke (above poster.) You find good stuff