A Martin County sheriff’s investigator went to a home in Stuart at about 3am after a “man down/sick person” report. A deputy saw Pisapia “on his knees with his head and face in a hole in the front yard.”
“It would appear that Louis created the hole with his hands, due to the fact that his hands and body were covered in dirt,” the affidavit states. A deputy asked whether he needed help getting up.
“(Expletive) you, I don’t have to get up,” Pisapia, who reportedly smelled of alcohol, is quoted as yelling. Pisapia kept yelling obscenities and was arrested. The affidavit doesn’t state why Pisapia, of Stuart, had his head in the hole.
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Well, I sort of think he had a point - what's illegal about hanging out with your head in a hole?
Indeed, Megan.
It doesn't sound like he was doing any harm.
America must be a very safe place if "looking in to a hole in your own front lawn" is the sort of thing that gets actual police attention.
Well, once the police were called to investigate the "man down" report, he could probably be arrested for public drunkenness or disturbing the peace.
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