Saturday, June 13, 2015

Councillors dismayed about new toilet paper holders that are too small for toilet rolls

Mirfield Town Council in West Yorkshire are facing terrible toilet troubles after it was revealed the new toilet paper holders the authority had purchased were not large enough to hold the toilet rolls.

Councillor Kath Taylor has said that the town council had such a large stock of the jumbo-sized rolls that each one would have to be cut down to size in order to fit into the holders.



Councillor David Pinder explained: “The original toilet roll holders had been replaced because they were too large – the only problem is that the new ones are smaller than the previous ones.”

He added: “The toilet rolls still go in, but it is very difficult to get any out. We are going to have to get rid of some of the paper when we put new ones in.”

4 comments:

Patty O'Heater said...

Bet they would have checked first if it was their money they were spending instead of tax payer's money.

Ratz said...

Given all the shite that comes out of councillors, it's no wonder they bought jumbo sized rolls.

Anonymous said...

This looks like a matter for the Privy Council.

Lurker111

arbroath said...

Arf, Lurker111! :)