Saturday, June 06, 2015

Man claims he danced on top of police vehicle to save children from vampires

Christian Radecki, 44, of Cape Coral, Florida, was arrested on April 7 after he was caught on surveillance video bumping his car into the back of a Lee County Sheriff's Office marked patrol vehicle. He then began dancing on the patrol vehicle's roof while music blared from his car.



Initially he danced to Hall & Oates' "Rich Girl", ending after Supertramp's "Goodbye Stranger". He then broke the windscreen wipers and took an American Flag from the neighbour's yard. Redecki, a convicted sexual offender, was arrested for Disturbing the Peace and Criminal Mischief after the neighbours called the police.



According to a Cape Coral Police report, Radecki said it all began when a "woman with fangs" came to his door, threatening that a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires. "Therefore, Radecki made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children," the report states.


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Radecki told officers that he had not taken any recreational drugs or alcohol, has not been diagnosed with any mental health conditions, nor did he take any prescribed medication. Radecki was taken to Cape Coral Hospital for medical clearance, then transferred to the Lee County Justice Center in apparent good health.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What can you say?

Anonymous said...

Finally, someone has caught the elaborate ritual for summoning the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Barbwire said...

It would be really hard to believe that he was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol, and not mentally ill if he were not from Florida.

pg said...

The key word here is 'diagnosed' with any mental illness.