Upon arrival, the man was “obviously intoxicated as he was slurring his speech, he had bloodshot, watery eyes, and an odour of an alcoholic beverage was also emitting from him,” the report said. Danielson first told the officers his name was Dennis Robin, then when an officer asked him what his first name was he looked up at him and stated, “my first name is F*ck You.”
Officers spoke to the homeowner who said “I don’t know him, and I’ve never seen him before, but he was digging in my trailer that has trash in it.” The police report said the officer then grabbed Danielson to put him in the back of a squad car, “at which time Officer Shaver stated that Daniel had wet shorts as he had urinated in his pants.”
While en route to Ramsey County Detox, Danielson leaned over to his left as he was talking and vomited on the driver’s side of the back seat. Police then chose to take him to Regions Hospital instead due to his “extreme intoxication.” The officer then issued Danielson a citation for “giving a peace officer a false name”.
2 comments:
Using an asterisk or a space to denote a letter in a swear word is cheap.
As is such as saying "the N word"
We all know what it means, all the writer is doing is hiding behind a paper fence.
It is nasty and dishonest, in that we, the readers, have to mentally read the word that is written, so we say, in our heads, fuck, or nigger, or whatever the word is.
Now don't castigate me for writing those words, I am just repeating what was written sneakily.
We should all be honest and if we mean words such as fuck, we should write them.
If one thinks others will be offended, don't write anything, it is as easy to be offended by F*ck as it is Fuck, because they are the same words.
Police reports always seem to use seven words where one would do.
"An odour of an alcoholic beverage was also emitting from him" or how about "he smelled of alcohol"?
I'm guessing that these reports are written by people who think being excessively wordy makes them sound more intelligent.
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