When an officer responded to his Spartanburg residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ass.”
Woodruff told police that Doggett had been drinking all day and “didn’t know where he was at.” She added that Doggett got into bed and wanted to have sex, but “she had her grandchild with her.” So, Woodruff noted, Doggett "got up and then dialed 911."
Doggett, who was outside the residence drinking an alcoholic beverage when police arrived, was arrested for public intoxication and booked into the county jail. Doggett has not been cited for misusing the 911 system, according to jail records.
2 comments:
"Doggett has not been cited for misusing the 911 system,"
Well no. Not getting any ass is a clear cut 911 emergency. Glad to see some sense on the part of the authorities.
Denut him and he won't worry about it anymore
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