Irish judge gives drink-driving farmer time to 'find a nice woman' before suspending his licence

A bachelor farmer from an isolated part of County Kerry, Ireland, will not be banned from the road for drink driving until December so he can get his affairs in order, a judge has ruled. In the meantime, John O’Shea, 60, is to try find “a nice woman” at the Lisdoonvarna matchmaking festival to drive him around, the court heard. Mr O’Shea, of Derrinadin, Mastergeeha, had previously pleaded guilty to driving with excess alcohol at Tarmons, Waterville, on July 25, 2014. Mr O’Shea’s solicitor John O’Dwyer told the court in Cahersiveen that “football had been his downfall on the day”.



The court heard how Mr O'Shea had gone to Waterville for animal feed for his cows and ended up talking about Kerry’s performance in the Munster Final while consuming alcohol. He also forgot to eat on the day. He hit the ditch while driving home in what was a single vehicle accident. The blood-alcohol reading was 198mg so the offence carried a three-year penalty, the court was told . Mr O’Shea lives in an isolated valley around six to seven miles from Waterville and would be at a severe disadvantage if put off the road immediately, Mr O’Dwyer pleaded on Thursday. The judge decided he would not be put off the road until December to allow him to make arrangements for his cows and possibly find “a nice woman” at Lisdoonvarna who could drive him around.

“Are you going to stay single or are will you to take the plunge?” Judge O’Connor asked Mr O’Shea. Without transport his client would be at a great disadvantage in that area, Mr O’Dwyer remarked. “You’d never know now with Star Wars,” Judge O’Connor suggested in reference to the increased visitor numbers to south Kerry after the filming on Skellig Michael. “He’s living alone,” the solicitor continued, “and his relatives are residing in Cork”. Judge O’Connor asked whether he had “good neighbours“ and Mr O’ Shea said they were “alright”. When asked how many cows he had, Mr O’Shea told the court he had “13 or 14”. “He’s a big football fan and that’s his downfall,” Mr O’Dwyer continued. Judge O’Connor replied that religion, games or politics should not be discussed in pubs.



Women were another subject that should not be discussed, Killarney solicitor Padraig O’Connell suggested. However it was "all consensus about Kerry on the day," Mr O’Dwyer said, asking again if is client could not be put off the road until after the summer. Being off the road he would find it very difficult to continue working with the cows and he’d have to make arrangements to get rid of them, Mr O’Dwyer said. “Or find himself a nice woman!” the judge advised. If the extension went beyond September it would allow him to go to Lisdoonvarna, Mr O’Dwyer agreed. Judge O’Connor said it was not the purpose of the State to “nail” people in terms of undoing their livelihood and he granted the adjournment to December 8th. On that date it is expected Mr O’Shea will be convicted and disqualified for the mandatory three year period.