27-year-old Joshua Ivy, from Tennessee, was arrested early on Friday after residents of a Florida beach community called 911 to report “a naked white male banging on their windows and doors.”
When police arrived at the condominium complex in Santa Rosa Beach, they discovered Ivy was “completely naked and appeared extremely intoxicated.” Ivy, whose speech was slurred, could not recall how much alcohol he had consumed.
He also couldn't remember where he was staying, or how he had got to the Grand Isle Condominiums.
But he did, however, have an explanation for why he was pounding on doors at 3:30am.
Ivy, a police report notes, said that he was “searching for someone to have sexual intercourse with.” He was arrested for disorderly intoxication and spent about five hours in custody before posting $1,000 bond on the misdemeanor charge.
Police found Ivy’s clothing in the condo parking lot.