Thursday, September 05, 2013

Jail officials discovered loaded gun hidden in man’s derrière

A man had a loaded firearm hidden inside his rectum when he was booked into an Oklahoma jail this weekend. Arrested on a minor charge on Sunday morning, Mark Gregory Valadez was transported to an Oklahoma City jail, where he was only subjected to a pat-down search (and not made to go through a metal detector).



As a result of the lax screening, investigators allege, Valadez, 33, got into the lockup with a Derringer pistol inside his body cavity. The concealed weapon, which contained a single round, is seen in an Oklahoma County Sheriff’s Office evidence photo.

Investigators learned that Valadez, who lives in Wichita, Kansas, was carrying after he boasted to other inmates that he had smuggled a weapon into the jail. A cavity search of Valadez early on Monday morning, about 16 hours after he was incarcerated, yielded the loaded gun.



The discovery also resulted in the filing of a felony charge accusing Valadez of possessing contraband in a penal institution. Following the weapon’s discovery, Valadez was transported to a local hospital for treatment since he was suffering from the adverse impact of placing a Derringer inside his body. Valadez is being held in lieu of $5000 bond.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A derrieringer.

Lurker111

arbroath said...

Hahaha! :)

Ratz said...

This is an important plot point in "The Guard". A fairly harmless if utterly politically incorrect movie.