Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Nigerian student uses magnets and lions to prove that gay marriage is improper

University of Lagos post graduate student, Chibuihem Amalaha, who previously demonstrated that watching television in the dark damages the eyes, has now turned his attention to gay marriage. He said: “In recent time I found that gay marriage,which is homosexuality and lesbianism, is eating deep into the fabric of our human nature all over the world and this was why nations of Sodom and Gomora were destroyed by God because they were into gay practice. That is, a man marrying another man and a woman marrying another woman.

“A recent publication shows that France is the 14th country in the world that have legalised gay. I asked myself why should a man be marrying a man and a woman marrying a woman, does it mean that there is no more female for a man to marry or there is no more male for a woman to marry? And recently, Britain told Nigeria to legalise gay marriage or forfeit international aid. I thank God for our lawmakers who refused to sign the bill legalising gay marriage.



“And so God gave me the wisdom to use science as a scientist to prove gay marriage wrong. In the area of physics, I used physics with experiments, I used chemistry with experiments, I used biology with experiments and I used mathematics to prove gay marriage wrong. Amalaha designed a series of scientific experiments that he claims contradict same-sex attraction. While the program invokes a variety of disciplines, most originate in the same basic principle of physics.

“I used two bar magnets in my research. A bar magnet is a horizontal magnet that has the North Pole and the South Pole and when you bring two bar magnets and you bring the North Pole together you find that the two North Poles will not attract,” Amalaha elaborated. “They will repel, that is, they will push away themselves showing that a man should not attract a man.” For additional evidence, Amalaha cited the truism that two identical chemical agents do not yield a reaction, as well as the fact that he’d never seen a lion have sex with another lion.

Full article here.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

you can prove anything if you start with a flawed perception

BoS said...

Scientists use deductive (and inductive) reasoning to reach logically certain conclusions. While Mr Amalaha has certainly used deductive reasoning his premises are flawed and thus his conclusion is logically invalid.

I really hope for the sake of the people of Nigeria that he is not involved in any research that involves any hazardous materials. Scratch that, I really hope he's not involved in any research, period.

Oh, and how does he explain the over 1500 other species of animals that exhibit homosexual behaviour? With a spinning top? Pick a card, any card? And just because he's never personally see a male lion "have sex" with another male lion does not mean it has not, does not or will not happen.

Whichever university gave him his diploma should be asking for it back.

BoS said...

I've been trying to work out the "form" of his argument and this is the best I can come up with:

Like magnetic poles repel
Gay people are like magnetic poles
Gay marriage is impossible

or

Male lions do not have sex with other male lions
Gay people are male lions
Gay marriage is impossible

Any other ideas?

Anonymous said...

And he has ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS he needs YOU to help him protect!!!!111one

shak said...

Well said, BoS.

Miss Cellania said...

Reading the linked article, in addition to the aforementioned leaps of logic, he also runs on the assumption that if gay marriage were legal, then ALL marriages would be same sex.

You have to wonder where those assumptions come from... as if gay sex were so awesome they have to prohibit it or else no one would have heterosexual relations anymore.

You know what they say about those who doth protest too much.