The Great Tranny Robbery

A cross-dressing armed robber fleeing from a raid was hit by a car — after tripping in his high heels.

The transvestite wore a frilly dress for the hold-up yesterday at a town hall cash office.

Three workers handed over cash when he pointed a gun at them. But as he ran outside he tripped, hit a passing car and dropped his gun.

Despite leg injuries he tried to flee again but was wrestled to the ground by a passer-by. Two cops made an arrest.

An eyewitness to the 5pm raid in Kensington, West London, said: “It was absolutely hilarious. The robber was lying in the road in a woman’s dress. He looked a right muppet.

“We were laughing so hard we started to cry.”