Thursday, March 27, 2008

Fine for back-to-front thong man

A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.

Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.



Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.

Batchelor claimed he had not seen anyone around, but then confessed he looked at everyone as they went past and the "schoolgirls were bonnie."

Mrs Kennedy added: "Asked why he did it, he replied 'I don't know. I was just feeding the birds and if I was wanting to do that I would just go down town and get a whore'."

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