Sunday, April 11, 2010

Toilet paper to match your mood

A toilet paper firm says it's on a roll after beating the recession with the world's first mood-matching toilet tissue boutique.

Paper makers Renova say their psychologically trained counsellors can match colours, textures and even the thickness of various loo rolls to individual clients.



Now customers are flocking to their first shop in Cascais, Portugal, for the ultimate in personal service.

"People can express their true personality with the type of paper they use and different family members have different needs," said a spokesman.

6 comments:

arbroath said...

Pity that it is rather expensive- If I would have the cash available, I would very much so want to install the whole set in my toilet That would look awesome, all those rolldispensers- Every day another color, or every kind of dinner another color. Or indeed every mood another color to wipe off...

8-)

arbroath said...

i don't see any brown coloured ???? would be a nice joke to people who always stare after wiping...
sorry....    
boring sunday afternoon (even if it's paris-roubaix on the telly right now)

arbroath said...

There used to be colored TP (my mother kept blue in one bathroom and pink in another) but they took it off the market because (as I heard it) it gave people urinary tract infections.  Is this untrue?  And if it is, why has it been off the market for the past 25 years?

arbroath said...

Pink, blue, green and several coloured toilet paper used to sell well in the UK.

Then everybody made their bathroom's white and people needed matching paper.

I've not heard about coloured paper infecting people before.

arbroath said...

A lot of these dyes contain carcinogens, cancer-causing agents, toxins, irritants, contaminants or potentially harmful ingredients.

arbroath said...

At first I read this as "Toilet paper to match your POOP."

I wondered what the hell people in Portugal were eating.