A spokesman said research indicates millions of Britons have suffered injuries to their muscles, necks, shoulders, ankles, wrists, knees and elbows while having sex during the past year while 2 percent of respondents reported breaking bones as a result of rough coitus.
The spokesman said an estimated 5 percent of Britons have taken time off from work to recover from sex-related wounds.
"Sex is a risky business these days," the spokesman said. "Our advice would be to remove any dangerous objects well before you plan to start making love and take care while in the act."
2 comments:
How long until the UK's notorious health-and-safety brigades start passing "safe sex" laws (that have nothing to do with condoms)?
But... it's no fun without a little roughhousing!
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