‘Evil Bob would love to find the perfect home as I have put up with him for nearly ten years and can’t take much more,’ she wrote on the second-hand sales website Preloved. ‘He is probably the worst dog you will ever meet. He started life as a failed mountain rescue dog – probably peed on the climber and stole their Kendal mint cake.
‘He has caused nothing but trouble here as he doesn’t fit in well with a large group of dogs. He looks older than his years, has wonky teeth, bad breath and a bad attitude. He is terrified of cats, snaps at horses’ heels and nips pigs.
‘He should not be left unsupervised indoors as he steals food off the side, licks the cooker and pees at terrier height so as not to get the blame.’ Mrs Sosa did concede that Bob was not all bad: ‘His few good qualities are he travels quietly in the car and will lie under your desk at work all day,’ she added.
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Border collies need a job, or they get bored and find something to entertain themselves (usually destructive). Train a border collie correctly and they'll take out the garbage, mow the lawn, help the kids with their algebra homework and rewire the basement.
The only problem Boarder Collies I've come across were problems because of the owners... "pees at terrier height so as not to get the blame", that had me rolling, lol
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