Friday, October 28, 2011

Man stabbed by girlfriend for cheating at Monopoly

A New Mexico woman repeatedly stabbed her boyfriend after accusing him of cheating during a Monopoly game, according to police. Laura Chavez, 60, and her boyfriend were playing the popular board game at her Santa Fe apartment when the dispute occurred. Chavez allegedly admitted stabbing her beau, Clyde "Butch" Smith, with a kitchen knife.

Police reported that both Chavez and the 48-year-old Smith appeared to be intoxicated. The man, who they found bleeding heavily from wounds on his head and right wrist, was hospitalised in a stable condition. Smith told investigators that Chavez first hit him over the head with a glass bottle and then “grabbed a knife and began cutting him, causing injuries to the top of his head, neck, left eye brow and right wrist area."



When officers arrived at Chavez’s building, she was sitting under the porch “covered with suspected blood.” Asked if the blood was Smith’s, she answered, “Yes, I f*cked him up.” Chavez went to jail on a variety of charges, including aggravated battery on a household member with a deadly weapon and battery on a law enforcement officer. She is being held in the Santa Fe county lockup in lieu of $5000 bond.

Chavez’s 10-year-old grandson, who had been playing with the two adults, told officers that his grandmother began to argue with Smith because she thought he “was cheating at Monopoly.” The boy, who had gone to bed before the stabbing began, did not further describe the alleged cheating.

There's a news video here.

3 comments:

Insolitus said...

I hope the police confiscated her dice before locking her up - it would be unfortunate if she threw doubles on her first try.

Anonymous said...

"Man stabbed by girlfriend for cheating at Monopoly"

C'mon. Admit it. Haven't you really ever wanted to do this?

Lurker111

Ratz said...

I feel monopoly is an endurance sport.. after a couple of days at it I think we all just cheat to make it go faster.