I just checked out her website (mepearl.com) She gives out advice by channeling the spirit of a dead psychic squirrel.
I now know what my purpose in life is. I'm going to channel the spirit of a dead wombat and travel to psychic fairs around the country. I'll make millions.
Maybe I can do an advice column on The Onion website too. That would be sweet.
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I can't get enough of this. I never know if she's taking the piss or not.
Heh heh, I can't work her out either.
I like the possum's poem better.
Oh My Gawd,
I just checked out her website (mepearl.com) She gives out advice by channeling the spirit of a dead psychic squirrel.
I now know what my purpose in life is. I'm going to channel the spirit of a dead wombat and travel to psychic fairs around the country. I'll make millions.
Maybe I can do an advice column on The Onion website too. That would be sweet.
Oh yeah, this wasn't batshit crazy at all.
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