I keep horses and have had loads of donkeys but never a cow. Cows always seem to want to go for me. I think they can smell the mince off me. Luckily I don't shop at Tesco or else the horses would be going for me too.
I forgot to add...it read that it was like the Blair Witch Project so as I was watching them run and end up at a second cluster of trees I waiting for to think they were back at the first...
I was on a bicycle tour in Mexico once and there was a bunch of cows on my left, so, of course, I felt the need to MOOOO at them. Which would have been fine until two young bulls burst out of the woods on my right and started chasing me.
Those are only wee young things, the big towny pansy!
Don't understand how a cow gets left to rot, do they not have to record births and deaths and send them off on the wagon of the dead? That's how funny things end up in your mince.
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I keep horses and have had loads of donkeys but never a cow. Cows always seem to want to go for me. I think they can smell the mince off me. Luckily I don't shop at Tesco or else the horses would be going for me too.
I forgot to add...it read that it was like the Blair Witch Project so as I was watching them run and end up at a second cluster of trees I waiting for to think they were back at the first...
Happy belated St Patricks Day Kev
Bullocks!
Cheers Steve!
"I think they can smell the mince off me" Brilliant!
I was totally pulling for the cows vs. the bros.
I was on a bicycle tour in Mexico once and there was a bunch of cows on my left, so, of course, I felt the need to MOOOO at them. Which would have been fine until two young bulls burst out of the woods on my right and started chasing me.
Moral of the story: Don't eff with cattle.
Those are only wee young things, the big towny pansy!
Don't understand how a cow gets left to rot, do they not have to record births and deaths and send them off on the wagon of the dead? That's how funny things end up in your mince.
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